Ah, summer...

What you will see if you're in my neighborhood this weekend:

-lots of women in little dresses and skirts, holding onto their outfits so the wind doesn't turn them into flashers
-many motorcycles, mostly in groups of four or more, with and without riders
-two competing art fairs, one of which serves alcohol and doesn't end until 10pm. Guess which one is busier?
-lots of singing and shouting and honking on the street, presumably caused by said alcohol
-too many cars on some small side streets, cars parked facing the wrong direction, and general traffic craziness